Pondering n thoughtS

I've ben thinking.. These thoughts to ponder do make a day goes by faster. I mean seriously, they are thoughts that we wouldnt have thought of until it actually comes to mind.

• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
• If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
• If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why can't they make the whole plane out of it?
• Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
• If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
• Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
• Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
• Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
• If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
• Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
• Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
• Why is there an expiry date on my sour cream container?
• Why call it a building if it's already been built?

What a 'hot-dog' really is...

A dog in a bun (hot-dog)

or

A 'hot' dog??