A WomAn'S DiCtIonAry

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.


Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.


Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."


Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.


Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.


Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.


Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.


Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.


Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.


Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.


Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."


Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.


Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..."


Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!


Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.


Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."


Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.


Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card

I FeeL TouChed

Today, i felt bored n finally found an earphone so that i can listen to some music. I couldn't be bothered to change all the song inside the PC to english songs so i just listened to all the chinese songs n some japanese. korean even hindi!! I can't believe that i could actually find those kind of music on this PC at my work place. 

Anyways, as usual, work is very hectic so i dont mind whatever song comes on as long as it helps me calm down while doing my work. After shuffling thru a lot of paperworks here n there, i suddenly heard a song that made me feel so touched all of a sudden. I kept thinking wondering where i heard that song from. Then it hit me~~ i remembered once that My Darling sang along to this song in the car and told me the meaning of the lyric.
 

The memory of it just a put a smile on my face. Made me feel so happy to hear the song remembering the lyric n remembering the way he sang along to it.. Of course the song is called "the one and only" so, i think anyone would feel sentimental over this~~ :P 

Here it is~~ ENJoY~~!!

Wang Lee Hom - Wei Yi

我的天空多麼的清晰 Wo de tian kong duo me de qing xi
My sky is so very clear...
透明的承諾是過去的空氣 Tou ming de cheng nuo shi guo qu de kong qi
The transparent promise is the air of the past
牽著我的手是你 Qian zhe wo de shou shi ni
The one holding my hand... is you
但你的笑容 卻看不清 Dan ni de xiao rong Que kan bu qing
But I cannot see The smile on your face...


是否一顆星星變了心 Shi fou yi ke xing xing bian le xin
Can it be that a star has had a change of heart?
從前的願望 也全都被拋棄 Cong qian de yuan wang Ye quan dou bei pao qi
All the desires and wishes of the past Have been thrown away, abandoned
最近我無法呼吸 Zui jin wo wu fa hu xi
Lately, (I find) it impossible to breathe
連自己的影子 都想逃避（逃避） Lian zi ji de ying zi Dou xiang tao bi (Tao bi)
I even want to run away from My own shadow (Run away)


Chorus:
Baby 妳就是我的唯一 Baby Ni jiu shi wo de wei yi
Baby, you're my one and only
兩個世界都變形 Liang ge shi jie dou bian xing
Both our worlds have been transformed
回去談何容易 Hui qu tan he rong yi
Going back-- it's easier said than done
確定 妳就是我的唯一 Que ding Ni jiu shi wo de wei yi
I'm sure That you're my one and only
獨自對著電話說我愛你 Du zi dui zhe dian hua shuo wo ai ni
Alone, I say to the phone, "I love you"
我真的愛你 Wo zhen de ai ni
I really, truly love you
Baby 我已不能多愛你一些 Baby Wo yi bu neng duo ai ni yi xie
Baby, I can't love you more than this...


是否一顆星星變了心 Shi fou yi ke xing xing bian le xin
Can it be that a star has had a change of heart?
從前的願望 也全都被拋棄 Cong qian de yuan wang Ye quan dou bei pao qi
All the desires and wishes of the past Have been thrown away, abandoned
最近我無法呼吸 Zui jin wo wu fa hu xi
Lately, (I find) it impossible to breathe
連自己的影子 都想逃避（逃避） Lian zi ji de ying zi Dou xiang tao bi (Tao bi)
I even want to run away from My own shadow (Run away)


Chorus:
Baby 妳就是我的唯一 Baby Ni jiu shi wo de wei yi
Baby, you're my one and only
兩個世界都變形 Liang ge shi jie dou bian xing
Both our worlds have been transformed
回去談何容易 Hui qu tan he rong yi
Going back-- it's easier said than done
確定 妳就是我的唯一 Que ding Ni jiu shi wo de wei yi
I'm sure That you're my one and only
獨自對著電話說我愛你 Du zi dui zhe dian hua shuo wo ai ni
Alone, I say to the phone, "I love you"
我真的愛你 Wo zhen de ai ni
I really, truly love you
Baby 我已不能多愛你一些 Baby Wo yi bu neng duo ai ni yi xie
Baby, I can't love you more than this...


其實早已超過了愛的極限 Qi shi zao yi chao guo le ai de ji xian
I've actually long passed the limits of love...


Chorus:
Baby 妳就是我的唯一 Baby Ni jiu shi wo de wei yi
Baby, you're my one and only
兩個世界都變形 Liang ge shi jie dou bian xing
Both our worlds have been transformed
回去談何容易 Hui qu tan he rong yi
Going back-- it's easier said than done
確定 妳就是我的唯一 Que ding Ni jiu shi wo de wei yi
I'm sure That you're my one and only
獨自對著電話說我愛你 Du zi dui zhe dian hua shuo wo ai ni
Alone, I say to the phone, "I love you"
我真的愛你 Wo zhen de ai ni
I really, truly love you
Baby 我已不能多愛你一些 Baby Wo yi bu neng duo ai ni yi xie
Baby, I can't love you more than this... 

Pin Yin and Translation Credit: tammiest

HAPPY DEEPAVALI

~~HAPPY DEEPAVALI TO ALL CELEBRATING~~
Festival of lightS

~It's My BirThdaY~

Yupp2, i'm 24 now~~ wow~~!!

When looking back in my life, there are so many memories that i have had so many good ones and bad ones. But nonetheless they are still memorable memories for me. By being here til today, makes me think about all those people that has come n go in my life. Most of the them are the people that has made a big impact towards the me i am now.

Since it's my birthday~~ i got a special surprise from my special sum1~~ i know you all might be thinking that it's just lame.. but for me, this is the 1st time that sum1 other than my family member has done sumthing for me that will always be memorable~~

Anyways, after work i went over to my bf's place coz he wants to take me out to dinner so i went over n went straight into his house n headed for the kitchen coz i wanted to throw the rubbish.. along the way, i cursed at all the mess left over on the kitchen table. n i didnt actually notice that the surprise was there coz i didnt bother to turn on the lights until he turned on the light n there it was... my very 1st teddy bouquet~~!!! i was so happy to see it, n it was happy to see me too~~!! :P Anyways, after takin my Jo Junior, We went out to Tony Roma at MidValley to eat dinner~~ everything bout the night was so perfect~~!! N i really felt like i was being pampered~~~~ 

But of course the  night had to end so now i'm just typin it down here for my memory n other people to envy~~ >=D huhuhu..

I guess it really is true that someday, after all the pain we've been thru. we really find that special someone that would shoot down the moon n stars just to make u smile. n i am grateful to have him in my life~~

I LoVe YoU JoJo~~